Jokes!

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Classroom Jokes!

TEACHER: What are you drawing?

BEN: A pony eating grass

TEACHER: Where is the grass?

BEN: The pony ate it

TEACHER:Where is the pony

BEN: He went home!

COOKERY TEACHER: Can you tell me the secret of making cakes light?

PUPIL: Pour petrol on them!

TEACHER: What is your name boy?

PUPIL: Basil

TEACHER: Say sir when you talk to me!

PUPIL: Alright, Sir Basil!

Sammy Smith is dead we'll se him no more

For what he thought was H2o

Was H2SO4!

What's the difference between school dinner's and vomit?

Not a lot!

ENGLISH TEACHER: Did you really write this poem

HARRY: Yes!

ENGLISH TEACHER: Pleased to meet you Robert Burns!

What did the weird pencil say to the rubber(Erasor)?

TAKE ME TO YOUR RULER!

PUPIL1: I need to write a Essay on an Elephant

PUPIL2: You'll need a big ladder!

TEACHER: What is half of 8

BOB: Up and down or across Miss?

TEACHER: What do you mean?

BOB: Well up and down it is 3 but across it is 0!