Ancient History

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First Roman Soldier: What is the time

Second Roman Soldier: X past IV!

Teacher: Were is Hadrians wall?

Dim Sim: Round Hadrians garden!

What happened when the Roman slave put his head in a lion to see how many teeth the lion had?

The lion closed it's mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Why did the knight run up and down camelot yelling for a tin opener?

Ha had a flea in his armour!